I've been a way from OHE for a while, but to make up for my lack of posts and not having the post I've been working on ready, here are some facts and figures that might interest you.
I am never "good" at school because I remember things like this.
Jews, on average, have a 0.2cm longer nose than the rest of the population.
31% of employees skip lunch entirely.
A kangaroo can only jump if its tail is touching the ground.
"Stewardesses" is the longest single word that can be typed with only the left hand on a QWERTY keyboard.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Most lipstick contains fish scales. (This is why I use certified vegan makeup...sick)
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades = David ; Clubs = Alexander the Great ; Hearts = Charlemagne ; Diamonds = Caesar
Approximately 100,000 people get married in Las Vegas each year.
Annually Americans eat 45 million turkeys at Thanksgiving. (That's for you, Steven)
About 200,000,000 M&Ms are sold each day in the United States.
1 out of 350,000 Americans get electrocuted in their life.
A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find a mate. (That is why they are required to be fixed, obviously)
By age 20 we lose 20% of our sense of smell. By age 60 it is 60% (CRAP! I like being able to smell flies in China!)
The term LASER is an acronym for Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation. (It uses a laaaaser)
When the divorce rate goes up in the United States, toy makers report that the sale of toys also rise. (I don't love your mother anymore, Timmy, so have a Tonka Truck)
You can find more at Unnecessary Knowledge.
Friday, August 1, 2008
Wednesday, July 16, 2008
OHE: It's Almost The Weekend, Baby! Let's Boogie!
Spladamn! This post is music video dense, so wait till you can use speakers (meaning: stop slacking at work!) in order to fully enjoy this.
Let's start off with some Wolfmother:
My friend Jeff sent me this song last night while trying to find some good songs to listen to on the way to BR. It's by Robert Randolph and The Family Band.It's pretty awesome.
If any of you are getting drunk this weekend, you might go out for a drunk food run after.
Please, please don't eat this.
Apparently, it's a "normal" cheese pizza that happens to also have four cheeseburgers, french fries, and a lot of ham on top. Yeah. Oh, and don't assume this heart attack snack was made in the good ole' US of A! It was made in Australia! If you liked that, you might like this site: http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/And something off topic, as usual:
Anyone else see that stupid photoshopped picture of the Iranian missles? Well, some brilliant person made these:
http://digg.funniestclip.com/iran_photoshop/
I won't post any photos so that I won't give anything away.
See you Sunday...maybe sooner.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
OHE: Enviormental Hazard
On this installment of OHE, we will be looking at mostly environmentally related things. I've already done a rant on Hummers, so I'll keep that to a minimum.
Awesome.
It's a blog about...changing the world. This particular link showcases great inventive things like the Eco-Night Club and the Q-Drum, pictured here:
Awesome.I get daily tips from a website called Ideal Bite. It's a great site if you are looking for easy ways to help the environment.
Lindsay and I are recycling and composting at our apartment. I use only vegan cosmetics, biodegradable cleaning products, and I also don't leave my computer or the lights on when I am not using them, etc... Lindsay and I will also be growing our own herbs.
The only way I can introduce this next link, while still remaining on topic, is to say something about environmental consciousness being the future and say that I am an uber nerd:
Lindsay and I are recycling and composting at our apartment. I use only vegan cosmetics, biodegradable cleaning products, and I also don't leave my computer or the lights on when I am not using them, etc... Lindsay and I will also be growing our own herbs.
The only way I can introduce this next link, while still remaining on topic, is to say something about environmental consciousness being the future and say that I am an uber nerd:
Monday, July 14, 2008
OHE: Back in the Act
It has been over a year, but I know I missed you more than you've missed me :)
I've taken up some new habits and broken some old ones, good and bad. I've made new friends and already gotten rid of half of them. You know, the usual. Oh, and I am vegan now. It's tasty. Tasty tasty. I'll post pictures of food I make here, too.
"Do not look vegans in the eye. If you get into an argument with a vegan, say "I'm wrong", and run away as fast as you can. Do not f--k with vegans because they will f--k you up...BECAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY. " - The wise Margaret Cho
If you want to see any other photos of vegan goodies or any other things in my life as of late, then check out my Facebook. If you aren't friends with me, but know me, go ahead and feel free to add me. I will only bite a little.
And I'm single, but that's a long, sad story I'll keep to myself and a few choice people for now.
I do still hate the iPhone:
To commemorate the continuance of OHE, here's something from Improv Everywhere. This was brought to my attention by Ms. Lindsay.
Improve Everywhere: Human Mirror
If anyone was disappointed, like I was, to see Stone and Stone leave Last Comic Standing, you'll be pleased to see this photo:
And I know most of you know that my relationship with Scrabulous has turned addictive. I now play it at least once a day...ok all day...and I have even branched out to doing crossword puzzles before bed. Lindsay and I played a game that gave me some fun tile choices:
Speaking of Lindsay, she's my roommate now and she's awesome.
Be jealous!
I've taken up some new habits and broken some old ones, good and bad. I've made new friends and already gotten rid of half of them. You know, the usual. Oh, and I am vegan now. It's tasty. Tasty tasty. I'll post pictures of food I make here, too.
"Do not look vegans in the eye. If you get into an argument with a vegan, say "I'm wrong", and run away as fast as you can. Do not f--k with vegans because they will f--k you up...BECAUSE THEY'RE HUNGRY. " - The wise Margaret Cho
If you want to see any other photos of vegan goodies or any other things in my life as of late, then check out my Facebook. If you aren't friends with me, but know me, go ahead and feel free to add me. I will only bite a little.
And I'm single, but that's a long, sad story I'll keep to myself and a few choice people for now.
I do still hate the iPhone:
To commemorate the continuance of OHE, here's something from Improv Everywhere. This was brought to my attention by Ms. Lindsay.Improve Everywhere: Human Mirror
If anyone was disappointed, like I was, to see Stone and Stone leave Last Comic Standing, you'll be pleased to see this photo:
And I know most of you know that my relationship with Scrabulous has turned addictive. I now play it at least once a day...ok all day...and I have even branched out to doing crossword puzzles before bed. Lindsay and I played a game that gave me some fun tile choices:
Speaking of Lindsay, she's my roommate now and she's awesome.
Be jealous!
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
Monday, March 19, 2007
OHE: I win at school sometimes 1/30
Poor helpless soul.
At least, I’ve been better than this so far.
This is why I left Physics:
OHE: Tasty Sandwiches 1/25
It’s time for another installment of OHE. It sounds like a misspelled exclamation. OHE, I love getting this email everyday before 12:02!
Next time conversations stalls, we are breaking out the tasty sandwiches.
http://www.qwantz.com/index.pl?comic=926
For all of you not familiar with web comics, read the alt text.
Last night my ferret spilled an entire soda can on a handwritten, page long letter that was due Wednesday. I just rewrote it. That was…fun?
Crazy Christians with their tasty God.
Ok, today’s kind sucked. But I’m busy! SO hush!
"Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250" - Harper's Index
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