How’s everyone doing? This OHE has come early today on account of mass and an absent French teacher. If anyone is having trouble viewing the messages, please let me know. I’ll figure something else out.
This morning I was almost rear ended by a Hummer. If any of you know me well enough (which all of you do), you know my complete disdain for Hummers and their owners. The Hummer was so close to me that I could see BEHIND THE GRILL into the car. That’s too close. The guy was on his cell phone and was given plenty of time to stop, but no, he drives a Hummer. He doesn’t have to stop for anything.
Have you ever though about how RIDICULOUS the name Hummer is? Think about it. When you search for “hummers” in Google image, you get a few strip joints and a large amount of innocent, delicate, humming birds. Hummers aren’t exactly quiet, cute, or graceful. So, why the similar name? Because they are stupid. The end.
Yeah, they are soooo safe.
I just took two free dessert things for the Melting Pot. Only catch is you have to spend $25 to get free dessert and I don’t even like restaurant dessert, but hey, it’s free, and they had thousands of them. They won’t miss one more.
Mmmm warm, melted orange plastic. Actually, it’s pretty good.
This is a Fiat concept car, called the Jolly Panda, or something like that.
No doors! You can totally and literally just pick up chicks in this baby. Wooo bro!
Check out the 1958 one.
Screaming out of fear or JOY!
I’d say joy.
Ok, buhbye now.
